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HOME HOW CAN YOU HELP? Join us in Washington for the 7 Woman March! Tell a friend about this site! Read the Bible! Join our mailing list! Buy some swag! The 7 Woman March! Just days after Martha Stewart's indictment, the women of the business world united as one power and marched on the man's government to protest the public raping of Martha Stewart's integrity simply because she doesn't pee standing up! The march was so successful that a second one has been scheduled for July 4. The seven women CEOs from America's 1000 largest corporations marched on Washington to let the Justice Department, the SEC and the FEC know that it's time for the women of business to stand up and take a whiz for equality. Throngs of women CEOs at the Lincoln Memorial. "I'm here squatting and peeing in our capital to show that while women executives may relieve ourselves differently than men, nobody likes to get pissed on!" said Joanne Barnes, CEO of Jewelry Imports, Inc. Following the public urinations and speeches, the crowd gathered on the capital steps to demand a federal inquiry into the testosterone-fueled conspiracy to frame Martha Stewart. The Washington D.C. police stated the total attendance of the demonstration at 12, but the march organizers denounced this estimate as "another example of misrepresentation by our patriarchal society," claiming that at least 17 people joined the protest. "I didn't mean to upset anyone," police captain Keith Ford attempted to explain, "We only approached this group of people to tell them the women's bathroom was just a block away and working fine." Don't Let Justice Railroad YOU! Be a part of the second 7 Woman March, which will take place in our nation's capital on July 4. A crowd of dozens is expected. Our Manifesto Arm yourself with knowledge! Martha Stewart Fact Sheet Biographical Timeline Legal Analysis by Johnnie Cochran Suggested Defense Strategies Latest News Investment Offer From Martha! Comments From Other Celebrities A Horrible Future! Other Marthas Who Have Been in Trouble Martha's Prison Pen Pals Martha Dot Fun! Martha's To-Do List Martha Haikus Related Websites Sign or View Our Guestbook!

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